My whole life I’ve focused on knowing things

On podcasting ignorantly

A group of white men is called a “podcast.” A stereotypically male nerd activity is called a Cathy hobby. Except, (like a good Millennial) I don’t have hobbies. I have side hustles. I’ve tried to monetize every activity, from masturbating (very lucrative) to watching TV (thus far, much less so).

I’ve even monetized my diary (thanks for reading!)